Archive for April, 2009

Release Date: Friday April 17, 2009 Genre: Action Running Time: 85 min. Director: Brian Taylor, Mark Neveldine Cast: Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Clifton Collins, Jr., Bai Ling   Surrealism (c/o Merriam-Webster): The principles, ideals, or practice of producing fantastic or incongruous imagery or... »

Release Date: Thursday December 25, 2008 Tuesday April 7, 2009 (dvd/video) Genre: Comedy Running Time: 99 min. Director: Adam Shankman Cast: Adam Sandler, Guy Pearce, Keri Russell, Richard Griffiths, Courteney Cox, Lucy Lawless, Teresa Palmer, Russell Brand, Aisha Tyler, Jonathan Pryce This is... »

Release Date: Friday October 17, 2008/Tuesday February 10, 2009 (dvd/video) Genre: Drama Running Time: 131 min. Director: Oliver Stone Cast: Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Banks, Ellen Burstyn, James Cromwell, Richard Dreyfuss, Scott Glenn, Toby Jones, Stacy Keach, Bruce McGill, Thandie Newton, Jeffrey Wright Sometimes you see a... »

This is an informational response to a very ill-educated individual who made a comment purely out of empirically founded stupidity.  As fellow homo sapiens it is important we help the wayward of our brethren to educate themselves so as not "come off" (for the laymen) so OBTUSE (so the lay purchase dictionaries and... »

Westchester Trailer My most prized off chance internet find to date is WESTCHESTER .  This series would fill a void in television no one has had the balls or brains to put together until now.  Brought to you by ONE TEN CREW FILMS and masterminded by Don Capria who takes audiences... »

Release Date: Friday March 20, 2009 Genre: Comedy Running Time: 105 min. Director: John Hamburg Cast: Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Rashida Jones, Andy Samberg, J.K. Simmons, Jane Curtin, Jon Favreau, Jaime Pressly If you ever want to see men in an audience vindicated by all the RUSH... »

Release Date: Friday March 20, 2009 Genre: Thriller Running Time: 122 min. Director: Alex Proyas Cast: Nicolas Cage, Rose Byrne, Chandler Canterbury, Adrienne Pickering, Nadia Townsend Nicholas Cage has totally redeemed himself from the Bangkok Dangerous fiasco.  As exaggerated as that may be (after all the movie... »

Release Date: Friday April 3, 2009 Genre: Comedy Running Time: 106 min. Director: Greg Mottola Cast: Jesse Eisenberg, Ryan Reynolds, Kristen Stewart, Martin Starr, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader Movies like this make me wish I’d applied for a job at Canada’s Wonderland growing up.  It’s so cliché to... »

Release Date: Friday April 3, 2009 Genre: Action Running Time: 107 min. Director: Justin Lin Cast: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, John Ortiz, Laz Alonso On the talk show circuit Vin Diesel referred to this picture as the "real sequel" and... »

Release Date: Friday March 20, 2009 Genre: Thriller Running Time: 125 min. Director: Tony Gilroy Cast: Clive Owen, Julia Roberts, Billy Bob Thornton, Tom Wilkinson, Paul Giamatti This was a cute movie but simply not as good as it was advertised to be.  I really hate it... »